I am hiring myself out as a post rapture cat-sitting service for the saved. Seriously. You wouldn’t believe the Venn diagram intersection of suckers, cat owners, and Christian fundamentalists. – Slarty Bartfast, commenter
I am officially outing myself as a Panmillennialist. Yes, folks, it will all pan out in the end.
What up with the obsession for the end of the world? Premillennialists*, why your desire, nee desparate need, be apart of your own cool crowd – overriding Jesus’s call to first love the Lord, your God, and then love your neighbor?
p.s. In the meantime, Faith, Hope, Love, and a whole lotta humor.