If it’s cool to ask you this, what was your impetus for cleaning up?
Al: I found a new drug, and the drug is senility. When you get to my age it’s the ultimate freedom. I can go out in my Depends at 6 in the morning and walk down the rain soaked street and say hello to my neighbors wearing nothing but that and combat boots, and it’s chalked up to senility. And you can’t do that with drugs. Senility is much cooler…and it’s legal. It’s a legal high.
How long have you been senile now?
Al: Four months. Four months with nothing. Life’s a bowl of cherries now, not a bowl of pits. It’s good.